No-one, not even you, is safe from News Corp’s woke list

Support in June final three hundred and sixty five days we noted the extremely elastic quality of the observe “woke” within the pages of The Australian. Staring on the duration of time evolve — from its long-established context in Dark American activism, coming into wider use to signify a colossal alertness to the impact of structural forms of oppression, to what it is now, which is it looks one thing else to the left of Franco — has been rather the dispiriting bound.

But it absolutely occurred to us that it change into once unfair to most productive articulate out the Ouncess achievements, when its stablemates at Files Corp bag accomplished such colossal work contributing to this degradation of language.

Here’s a brand recent, as a lot as this point, expanded and restful doubtlessly non-exhaustive list of themes which bag been both afflicted by or are at risk of contracting the woke mind virus… per our national media.

• The Younger Liberals.
• Chat GPT.
• Female Popes and Dark Nazis.
• The NSW executive’s “Diversity and Inclusion” crew sending 20,000 public servants a two-web mutter “Days of Significance” calendar.
• 2024 VCE English texts.
• Qantas. 
• Australia but additionally not?
• The Australian Cricket crew.
• The Australian Begin’s recent seating rules.
• The Australian Cricket crew AND the Australian Begin.
• Relentlessly and ruinously arguing that up is down, female is male, diversity is cohesion, justice is disagreeable, and peace is battle.
• The “campaign” to “abolish” boys most productive colleges.
• Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths, Woolworths.
• Gingerbread folks (secret agent additionally: Woolworths).
• Australia’s clinical ethics guidelines.
• The Danish Royals.
• Training degrees.
• Anthony Albanese, the teal independents and the Greens.
• Anthony Albanese all over again.
• Mainstream colleges.
• The Australian Defence Power.
• The Australian Defence Power but even extra so.
• PwC.
• Capitalism.
• Fried rooster restaurant hiring policies.
• Victorian Labor.
• US company boardrooms.
• US navy recruitment.
• That recent Grease display.
• Hollywood writers.
• Rewriting worn operas.
• The European Union.
• New Zealand tertiary institutions.
• Comedy.
• Native climate protests.
• Billionaires.
• Firms.
• An Indigenous Affirm to Parliament.
• Firms all over again.
• Easter Time buns.
• Stanford College.
• The Australian Prudential Law Authority.
• The Oscars.
• Optus.
• All media in Australia not owned by Files Corp.
• The $3 million cap on concessionally taxed balances.
• Nicola Sturgeon and Jacinda Ardern.
• Penny Wong.
• The ABC on staff taking money from playing companies.
• Gender-neutral God.
• The 21st century, and every articulate and federal executive in Australia.
• Sydney Theatre Awards.
• M&M’s.
• Scooby-Doo.
• Jacinda Ardern all over again.
• Californian billionaires.
• NSW Labor.
• Millennials.
• The United Cup tennis event.
• US navy working in opposition to.
• Social media, and company environmental, social and governance activists.
• The Wiggles.
• Blackrock CEO Larry Fink.
• ABC hiring practices.
• The US navy all over again.
• Jamie Oliver.
• Truth-telling.
• Ambulance Victoria.
• UK culture, art work and science.
• The aim of cancelling the legacy of Western civilisation.
• An instantaneous assault on what [Winston] Churchill called “fluctuate”.
• All this climate and identity madness.
• Scott Morrison’s Liberal Occasion.