Sports
Having enjoyed watching Newcastle United players starring for England, I couldn’t wait for the Premier League action to kick-off once again.
Newcastle fans in fact having the longest wait, along with Hammers fans.
As Monday evening sees Newcastle take on West Ham.
9 other Premier League matches to be played ahead of then.
Premier League fixtures/results this weekend:
Saturday 23 November
Leicester 1 Chelsea 2
Bournemouth 1 Brighton 2
Arsenal 3 Woodland 0
Aston Villa 2 Crystal Palace 2
Everton 0 Brentford 0
Fulham 1 Wolves 4
Man City v Tottenham (5.30pm)
Sunday 24 November
Southampton v Liverpool (2pm)
Ipswich v Man U (4.30pm)
Monday 25 November
Newcastle v West Ham (8pm)
Adore many other inactive Newcastle United fans with nothing greater to carry out, I lay down on the sofa and watched on as the Saturday action unfolded.
A ordinary theme started to pickle off one thing in my mind…
Jarrad Branthwaite – Started for Everton v Brentford on Saturday
Bukayo Saka – Started for Arsenal v Woodland on Saturday
Declan Rice – Named on bench for Arsenal v Woodland on Saturday
Levi Colwill – Started for Chelsea v Leicester
Cole Palmer – Started for Chelsea v Leicester
Then I checked back on exactly which ‘injured’ England players had been pulled out of the November squad by their golf equipment.
Branthwaite – Tick
Saka – Tick
Rice – Tick
Colwill – Tick
Palmer – Tick
How spectacular.
Clearly these five England players/deserters have got greater doctors than me.
Man City v Tottenham is because of kick-off quickly, so I made up my mind to have a rapid examine at their matchday squads:
Jack Grealish – Named on bench for Man City v Tottenham on Saturday
Phil Foden – Starts for Man City v Tottenham on Saturday
Grealish – Tick
Foden – Tick
It’s a miracle!
Seven out of seven.
They have all been cured!
The opposite two of the 9 England deserters have been Aaron Ramsdale and Trent Alexander-Arnold, they don’t ‘play’ unless Sunday, if available…
