Welcome to the Best of Late Night, a rundown of last night’s highlights that will put you to sleep — and let us get paid to watch comedy. Here are those 50 best movies on Netflix right now.
Giving New Meaning to ‘Eighty Six’
On Tuesday, President Biden announced that he would run for re-election, and in the evening responded with some bristling about his age.
“The Daily Show” guest host Desi Lydic joked that he’s not exactly “running” — he’s more accurately “lifting the ladder for re-election.”
“’Finish the job’ — sounds like something your fighter would shout in a knockoff version of ‘Mortal Kombat.’” —JIMMY FALLON
“According to the polls, most Democrats don’t want Biden to run again. Then Biden said, ‘Hey, none of you want “Avatar 2″, but look what happened.'” —JIMMY FALLON
“Can you imagine if it’s Biden versus Trump again? That’s like going to a diner, and the only things on the menu are 2-day-old egg salad and Donald Trump. I think I’ll take my chance on egg salad.” — SETH MEYERS
The Bits Worth Watching
Actor Natalie Portman recreates iconic roles from her career with host James Corden in her final “Role Call” episode of “The Late Late Show.”
What We’re Excited About Wednesday Night
Author Judy Blume will discuss the long-awaited film adaptation of her best-selling novel “Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret” on the “Tonight Show” on Wednesday.
